And creepy
So, so, so, so, so much THIS!
This
is another reason why I can’t stand the bullshit of the so-called
“classic rock fandom” on Tumblr obsessing over dudes old enough to be
their fucking grandfathers. Not to mention that it’s gross as fuck and
disrespectful as fuck.
The reality if any of those guys actually
hit on these delusional girls would not be teh epic romance or teh hot
sexy tryst. It would be like 47-year-old Bill Wyman seducing 14-year-old
Mandy Smith or 30-year-old Ted Nugent talking 17-year-old Pele Massa’s
parents into giving him custody of her so he could fuck her. What the
hell her parents were thinking, I’ll never know.
Both of these are things that happened. It is not hot. It is not sexy. It is gross.
36-year-old James Franco trying to seduce a 16-year-old girl is not sexy.
A middle-aged James Woods trying to seduce a 17-year-old girl is not sexy.
A
middle-aged Dustin Hoffman telling his teenage assistant that he wanted
a “hard-boiled egg and a soft-boiled clitoris” for breakfast is not
sexy. It is creepy as all fuck.
The men that these girls are drooling over are older than me, and I’m one day older than dirt.
Have
some fucking respect, not just for people who may be becoming
vulnerable due to their age, but for your damn self. If some old man
wants to put his creepy paws all over you, it is not hot or sexy, it is
WRONG! Don’t give him what he wants, it will ruin your life. RUN!
Don’t
open yourself up to potential predators by blathering on about how you
want to fuck some old man who happens to have musical talent or make
yourself look like a freaking necrophiliac by blathering on about how
you want to fuck someone who’s freaking dead. It makes you look like a
potential victim and/or an asshole.
Also, that picture you’re
drooling over is probably at least 30 years old. Don’t kid yourself that
the guy still looks like that.
Have some damn respect for yourself.
Don’t be the groupie. Don’t be the victim. Don’t be the option. Be the star of your own show. Be your own rock star.
If
you have been the victim of a gross creeper, don’t beat yourself up. He
should have known better and should have acted better.
If you haven’t been a victim, good. Take steps to protect yourself and prevent it from happening. You deserve better.
~The Cheese Hath Grated It~
