Normal Norman

I am normal

Normal I am

I take no chances

I am a normal man.

I am normal by daylight

Normal by night

I take no risks

I do everything right.

Judge me by all means

I trust to my fate

I take no shortcuts

I am never late.

No cuffs on my pants

No buttons on my shirt

My underwear's clean

No stains on my skirt.

I am normal

Normal I am

Strung like a cello

Tight as a clam.