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Let's break it down.
Over what weight? BMI is bullshit and was never meant to be a measure of health in the first place.
Oh yes--over the impossibly slim weight that I'm supposed to continue striving towards for the rest of my life and berate myself when I "fail" to achieve it.
"Boosts your metabolism to burn fat fast."
Translate: contains stimulants.
"Adds Much-Needed Energy"
Translate: contains stimulants
"Promotes better intestinal health."
"Reduces gas, bloating and constipation."
Bitch, I've been taking probiotics for years. Still fat.
People of all sizes can have problems with gas, bloating and constipation.
"No more excuses!"
Fuck you.
"Now, you can look and feel thinner!"
Thin and fat are not "feelings." They are body types.
In the past, I would have added this bullshit to the long list of snake oil I tried to "get thin at last." Instead, I resolve to not spend my money on snake oil. I like making my bank account fatter.
~The Cheese Hath Grated It~
